Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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