I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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