I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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