Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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