NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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