you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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