My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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