Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize