he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
