Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
try to milk me bitch
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