Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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