I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I have already put on my inside pants.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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