Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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