Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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