i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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