no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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