Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Quick, to the slutcave!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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