ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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