have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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