Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My ass is underappreciated
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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