Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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