Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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