No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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