yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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