I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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