my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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