Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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