I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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