Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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