from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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