Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
