i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
home. puking in laundry basket.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
