i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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