Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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