hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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