can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Oh god it's open bar.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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