Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
They took my balls.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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