All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i think i have two assholes
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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