Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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