i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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