areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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