your thong is hanging out like whoa
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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