she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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