I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We have started to decorate penises.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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