Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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