We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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