Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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