You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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