Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you win again, gameday.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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