I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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