Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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