lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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